dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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