Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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