why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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