So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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