i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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