He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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