Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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