Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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