you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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