You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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