My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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