if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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