This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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