why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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