I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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