Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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