So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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