Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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