I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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