there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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