Jerry, you need to find god
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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