Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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