The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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