I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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