Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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