it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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