We won't sleep together?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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