i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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