Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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