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(702): View more from Nevada

just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?

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(517): View more from Michigan

If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself

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(541): View more from Oregon

He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes

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(828): View more from North Carolina

finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.

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(469): View more from Texas

FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops

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(534): View more from Wisconsin

He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime

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(614): View more from Ohio

And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work

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