I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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