No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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