Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she told me i tasted like america
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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