D3 body, D1 cock
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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