i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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