I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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