so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I have aggressive nipples.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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