Whod you bang
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Randomize
