Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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