My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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