i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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