She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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