well you can't waste a boner
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
