drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Randomize
