How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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