I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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