I am spending my child support on dildos
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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