So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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