She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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