...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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