I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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